Games like Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine
If Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine is your kind of game, the closest matches are Reel Greed, Investor Incremental and Idle Casino Empire — picked from the ranked list below. Each pick is ranked by what players of this game also play, shared genres and tags, and review-mined similarity — not a generic popularity list.
Get personalized picks →About Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine: Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine is an idle/incremental gambling game. Luck not going your way? Try breaking the machine. Hit it, Kick it, Tear off the reel panel. Buy upgrades, unlock skill trees, and do whatever you can to get your money back.
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Reel Greed
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Top pick for Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Strategy and Indie with Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine.
A chaotic slot machine incremental where tiny payouts become screen-filling money explosions. Collect falling cash, pick powerful cards, and upgrade toward absurd jackpots.
Investor Incremental
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Second-strongest match for Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Strategy and Indie with Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine.
From 0 to Hero investing simulation game. Start as a dead end job worker and work your way to financial freedom. Supports both minmaxing and relaxing playstyles.
Idle Casino Empire
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Third-strongest match for Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Strategy and Indie with Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine.
An idle casino tycoon where you build the floor, then rig it. Turn casino psychology into upgrades. Play blackjack, roulette, and slots in Owner Mode. Use the Owner's Edge to cheat: nudge reels, peek at hidden cards, read marked cards. Eight venues, a prestige loop. The house is you.
HordeFall
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Ranked #4 for Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Strategy and Indie with Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine.
A bulletheaven x incremental game that runs as a desktop companion in the corner of your screen! While you work, your hero automatically fights thousands of enemies. Unlock upgrades and manage your economy, attributes, and spells. Your screen is your battlefield - minimal space, maximum progress!
Roll with Splonk
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Ranked #5 for Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Strategy and Simulation with Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine.
Splonk lives in the corner of your screen, on top of everything else, happily rolling dice and printing money while you watch stuff, browse, or pretend to work. Roll, get rich, buy better stuff, repeat.
Gamble Inc.
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Ranked #6 for Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Indie and Simulation with Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine.
Tired of making money for your corporate overlords while you get paid peanuts? Hack into your work computer and syphon cash straight from the slots and into your bank. In this corporate dystopia jobs have been reduced to betting all you've got and letting the house (your boss) win. Now Hiring!
Misfortuna
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Ranked #7 for Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Indie and Simulation with Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine.
Misfortuna is a satisfying incremental spinning wheel game. Spin a wheel, stack absurd upgrades, multiply your balls, and watch payouts spiral from pocket change to numbers that barely fit on the screen! In Misfortuna every spin is a chance to break the game even further in your favor!
Bills Must Be Paid
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Ranked #8 for Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Strategy and Indie with Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine.
You're broke, smash piggy banks, bills must be paid. A short active incremental game. Get money, upgrade, and get debt free!
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Ultimate Custom Night
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Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Indie with Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine.
Welcome to the ultimate FNAF mashup, featuring 50 selectable characters and custom difficulties!
Bongo Cat
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Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Indie and Simulation with Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine.
Bongo cat needs your help. Bongo cat needz more hatz!!! Every time you press a key, Bongo cat will punch your taskbar. Type, click, play, work to collect more points. Which hats will you find?
The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog
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Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Indie and Simulation with Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine.
Sonic the Hedgehog...was murdered!? Get to the bottom of the mystery in this brand-new adventure!
missed messages.
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Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Indie and Simulation with Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine.
‘goth gf’s iPhone’ airdrops you - accept or decline? A love/horror story about life, death, & memes.
NGU IDLE
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Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Indie and Simulation with Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine.
NGU Idle is a Free To Play Idle game that's full of weird humor, tons of upgrades and hundreds of hours of content! Try out NGU Idle today and experience the joy of Numbers Going Up!
Virtual Cottage
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Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Indie and Simulation with Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine.
Virtual Cottage gives you a comfy place to rest and be productive without any distractions. Open the game, set yourself a goal and enjoy the atmosphere.
Magic Archery
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Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Indie and Simulation with Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine.
Train a commoner to become the greatest archer in this short incremental game! Increase your stats, gather wealth from quests, buy upgrades, and infuse your arrows with magic.
The Lab
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Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it.
Welcome to The Lab, a compilation of Valve’s room-scale VR experiments set in a pocket universe within Aperture Science. Fix a robot, defend a castle, adopt a mechanical dog, and more. Still not sold? It’s free!
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Over Engineered
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Another title from Sharper, the studio behind Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine. Shares Strategy and Indie with Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine.
Design elaborate contraptions, where the longer a ball takes, the better. Inspired by Rube Goldberg machines, you’ll soon craft sprawling machines where complexity is your goal. Get ready to overtake your screen with over-engineered chaos.
Reboot
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Another title from Sharper, the studio behind Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine. Shares Strategy and Indie with Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine.
Robo-Rebooted is a Roguelike platformer where you may be invincible, but you have an awfully short battery life. Hack through a maze of seemingly never ending rooms to collect gears and make it to the router. Spend gears to upgrade your body parts, where sometime - you may be even able to escape.
MiniMate
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Another title from Sharper, the studio behind Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine. Shares Strategy with Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine.
Solve puzzles with a chess board that sits in the corner of your screen. Challenge yourself to difficult puzzles, unlock streaks, and customize your board. Idle away and your chess buddy will always be there to help you practice.
Frequently asked about Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine
- What games are most similar to Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine?
- Based on Steam play patterns and shared genres/tags, the games most often recommended alongside Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine are Reel Greed, Investor Incremental, Idle Casino Empire.
- Who developed Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine?
- Sir, Please Don't Hit the Machine was developed by Sharper.
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