Free games like Couch Pirates
Below are 9 free-to-play Steam games similar to Couch Pirates, ranked by player overlap and content similarity. No purchase or Steam login required to view the list. Every pick is a full free-to-play title — not a demo, trial, or time-limited giveaway. imho.run's catalogue refreshes daily, so newly free or newly popular titles surface here without manual editing.
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Ranked picks
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The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog
Free-to-play alternative to Couch Pirates — no purchase or trial window. Shares Indie with Couch Pirates.
Sonic the Hedgehog...was murdered!? Get to the bottom of the mystery in this brand-new adventure!
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The Expendabros
Free-to-play alternative to Couch Pirates — no purchase or trial window. Shares Indie with Couch Pirates.
The Expendabros have assembled and set their sights on the forces of ruthless arms dealer Conrad Stonebanks in the forests of Eastern Europe.
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DORONKO WANKO
Free-to-play alternative to Couch Pirates — no purchase or trial window.
『DORONKO WANKO』 is a DORONKO Action Game. In this game, You can become a cute, innocent Pomeranian, make your master's home messy and dirty. "Will the master be angry with me?" Don't worry. Because you are a sweet doggie.
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Landfall Archives
Free-to-play alternative to Couch Pirates — no purchase or trial window. Shares Indie with Couch Pirates.
Break into the Landfall Archives to steal and play previously unreleased games, demos, interactive slide shows, and even an unreleased version of Totally Accurate Battle Simulator from 2017!
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SuchArt: Creative Space
Free-to-play alternative to Couch Pirates — no purchase or trial window. Shares Indie with Couch Pirates.
Paint on any surfaces with numerous tools in Creative Space — a free sandbox version of SuchArt: Genius Artist Simulator. Create masterpieces, complete commissions, and decorate your studio in the most advanced artist sim!
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Electoral Carnage
Free-to-play alternative to Couch Pirates — no purchase or trial window.
Electoral Carnage is an absurd 2D fighting game featuring America's most famous (and infamous) politicians. If you don't download it you hate America. Also JFK can assassinate himself. What more do you need to know?
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DOGWALK
Free-to-play alternative to Couch Pirates — no purchase or trial window. Shares Indie with Couch Pirates.
Explore a hand-crafted winter forest as a big adorable dog and a little kid in tow. A short, free, open source project brought to you by Blender Studio.
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Brief Karate Foolish
Free-to-play alternative to Couch Pirates — no purchase or trial window. Shares Indie with Couch Pirates.
Here comes a new epic of live action fighting game!! With 60fps smooth action, sexy and deadly guys fly into air and bounces their flab!
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Life On A Pizza
Free-to-play alternative to Couch Pirates — no purchase or trial window. Shares Indie with Couch Pirates.
You are no longer the eater; you are the eaten. Play as toppings trying to survive on a pizza from the hungry Jaw biting its way to you and the ants pushing you to your delicious death. Customize the pizza, pick a mode and your topping, then hop in this hysterical party or solo game.