Choose World's Fastest Pizza
Choose World's Fastest Pizza if you want an Indie experience. On Steam, it's currently about 50% cheaper on the Steam Store. World's Fastest Pizza launched in 2016.
World's Fastest Pizza vs Crossing Guard Joe
World's Fastest Pizza and Crossing Guard Joe both land in Action, Simulation on Steam, which is why they keep getting compared. The comparison below is built from each game's Steam metadata — release year, genres, categories, Steam Deck status, price, and review score — refreshed daily by imho.run's scraper. Headline differences: Both share Action, Simulation on Steam. World's Fastest Pizza (2016) is 6 years older than Crossing Guard Joe (2022). World's Fastest Pizza scores higher on Steam reviews (91.4% positive) than Crossing Guard Joe (83.3% positive). No login or purchase needed — scroll for the full table, the verdict FAQ, and links to ranked similar games for both titles.
Which should you pick?
Choose Crossing Guard Joe
Choose Crossing Guard Joe if you want a Casual game with Steam Leaderboards. On Steam, it's the newer release (2022) and ships with the modern feature baseline. Crossing Guard Joe launched in 2022.
Both World's Fastest Pizza and Crossing Guard Joe sit in Action and Simulation on Steam, so either pick lands in the same broad neighborhood. Use the side-by-side table for the feature view, or follow the "Games like" links below to see ranked alternatives for either title.
Side-by-side comparison
 World's Fastest Pizza |  Crossing Guard Joe | |
|---|---|---|
| Released | 2016 | 2022 |
| Genres | Action, Indie, Simulation | Action, Simulation, Casual |
| Platforms | Windows | Windows |
| Steam Deck | Unrated | Deck Playable |
| Price | 2.99 USD | 5.99 USD |
| Steam reviews | 91.4% positive (35 reviews) | 83.3% positive (12 reviews) |
| Multiplayer | Single-player only | Single-player only |
| Developers | Oscar Brittain | September Games |
Side by side
- Both share Action, Simulation on Steam.
- World's Fastest Pizza (2016) is 6 years older than Crossing Guard Joe (2022).
- World's Fastest Pizza scores higher on Steam reviews (91.4% positive) than Crossing Guard Joe (83.3% positive).
- World's Fastest Pizza is currently ~50% cheaper on Steam than Crossing Guard Joe (2.99 USD vs. 5.99 USD).
- Crossing Guard Joe is Deck Playable on Steam Deck; World's Fastest Pizza has no Deck rating yet.
World's Fastest Pizza vs Crossing Guard Joe — FAQ
- Should I play World's Fastest Pizza or Crossing Guard Joe first?
- If you want chronology, World's Fastest Pizza (2016) came out before Crossing Guard Joe (2022). If neither is a sequel to the other, order doesn't really matter — start with whichever fits your current mood, since both share enough on Steam to make either a reasonable opener.
- Are World's Fastest Pizza and Crossing Guard Joe similar?
- They overlap on Action, Simulation on Steam, so the catalogue groups them together — but "similar" depends on the specific mechanics. Use the genre + category rows above to decide whether the overlap matches what drew you to the one you've already played.