Games like Crossing Guard Joe
If Crossing Guard Joe is your kind of game, the closest matches are Enough Plumbers, Nummels and Super Anime Waifu BBQ Simulator — picked from the ranked list below. Each pick is ranked by what players of this game also play, shared genres and tags, and review-mined similarity — not a generic popularity list.
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Enough Plumbers
WHY THIS
Top pick for Crossing Guard Joe fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Action and Casual with Crossing Guard Joe.
Clones cloning clones cloning clones! The classic Flash precision platforming puzzle game is back with a delicious desktop deployment.
Nummels
WHY THIS
Second-strongest match for Crossing Guard Joe fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Action with Crossing Guard Joe.
Help the Nummels get to the exit without dying horribly along the way! This is a 2d platformer where you have to prepare a path for the Nummels to get back home. Pick up and place ladders and bridges, dig and blast through the ground, and use mind control. Everyone dies without your help!
Super Anime Waifu BBQ Simulator
WHY THIS
Third-strongest match for Crossing Guard Joe fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Simulation and Casual with Crossing Guard Joe.
Grill Guy needs Waifu's help! Tour the Glazed Fields looking for Grill Guy's lost BBQ sauce! Explore various mouth watering sections of the Glazed Fields, a mysterious place that somehow has floating hot dogs and ground beef mountains, is this even edible?
Alex Jones: NWO Wars
WHY THIS
Ranked #4 for Crossing Guard Joe fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Action with Crossing Guard Joe.
Play the OFFICIAL Alex Jones video game! A classic arcade shooter in which you play as Alex Jones and save the world from the evil globalist plot to turn everyone into bug-eating pod-dwelling libtards! Stay tuned for future bonus levels and characters...
The Original Moorhuhn Hunt
WHY THIS
Ranked #5 for Crossing Guard Joe fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Action and Simulation with Crossing Guard Joe.
The Classic Returns!Experience the thrill of The Original Moorhuhn Hunt, a cult classic celebrating 25 years of action with tens of millions of sales and downloads! Aim, shoot, and reload to dominate the leaderboard. Are you ready to become the number one hunter?
Oozi: Earth Adventure
WHY THIS
Ranked #6 for Crossing Guard Joe fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Casual with Crossing Guard Joe.
Oozi: Earth Adventure is a classic 2D platformer with old school gameplay - no puzzles, no punishment, just 100% pure classic platforming fun! Its most prominent features are HD visuals and beautiful hand-drawn art, but despite its visual style, it’s a good fit for all kinds of gamers!
Grapple Dogs: Cosmic Canines
WHY THIS
Ranked #7 for Crossing Guard Joe fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Action with Crossing Guard Joe.
Swing, jump, and blast through dimensions in the follow-up to the critically-acclaimed 2D action-platformer Grapple Dog. Zip between action-packed worlds as Pablo and Luna team up to save the cosmos in their own unique ways.
Rad Rodgers - Radical Edition
WHY THIS
Ranked #8 for Crossing Guard Joe fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Action with Crossing Guard Joe.
Bringing back the 90's-era PC platformer with a game inspired by classics like Commander Keen, Conker, Ruff'n'Tumble & Jazz Jackrabbit.
Cheaper alternatives
Games in the same vein priced at least 40% below Crossing Guard Joe at current Steam store prices.
POSTAL 2
WHY THIS
Priced ~83% under Crossing Guard Joe on Steam right now. Shares Action with Crossing Guard Joe.
Live a week in the life of "The POSTAL Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?
Buckshot Roulette
WHY THIS
Priced ~50% under Crossing Guard Joe on Steam right now. Shares Action and Simulation with Crossing Guard Joe.
Play Russian roulette with a 12-gauge shotgun. Four enter. One leaves. Roll the dice with your life. Good luck!
The Test
WHY THIS
Priced ~67% under Crossing Guard Joe on Steam right now. Shares Simulation with Crossing Guard Joe.
You will answer a series of questions that will reveal truths from deep within. These questions may make you uncomfortable, but with great knowledge comes great sacrifice. Can you make it all the way through The Test, and if you do, are you sure you want the answers you seek?
Blood and Bacon
WHY THIS
Priced ~83% under Crossing Guard Joe on Steam right now. Shares Action and Casual with Crossing Guard Joe.
This Co-op Shooter , has Day and Night levels, multiple maps, players will take on 25 enemy types and numerous bosses, like Gargantuan Monsters and Minibosses every 10 days as you explore, shoot and run for your life against the onslaught of porcine monstrosities.
Crypt of the NecroDancer
WHY THIS
Priced ~50% under Crossing Guard Joe on Steam right now. Shares Action with Crossing Guard Joe.
Crypt of the NecroDancer is an award winning hardcore roguelike rhythm game. Move to the music and deliver beatdowns to the beat! Groove to the epic Danny Baranowsky soundtrack, or select songs from your own MP3 collection!
Super Hexagon
WHY THIS
Priced ~50% under Crossing Guard Joe on Steam right now. Shares Action with Crossing Guard Joe.
Super Hexagon is a minimal action game by Terry Cavanagh, with music by Chipzel.
Placid Plastic Duck Simulator
WHY THIS
Priced ~67% under Crossing Guard Joe on Steam right now. Shares Simulation and Casual with Crossing Guard Joe.
The ultimate high-tech rubber duck simulation, Placid Plastic Duck brings you dangerous levels of relaxation. With chill music, dreamy 3D graphics, and many different happy ducks, your only priority is to float around. Zero Ducks given.
Nodebuster
WHY THIS
Priced ~50% under Crossing Guard Joe on Steam right now. Shares Simulation and Casual with Crossing Guard Joe.
Nodebuster is a short, experimental incremental game about busting nodes and destroying reality.
Free alternatives
Free-to-play games that recommended players of this title also tend to enjoy.
Bongo Cat
WHY THIS
Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Simulation with Crossing Guard Joe.
Bongo cat needs your help. Bongo cat needz more hatz!!! Every time you press a key, Bongo cat will punch your taskbar. Type, click, play, work to collect more points. Which hats will you find?
ENA: Dream BBQ
WHY THIS
Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it.
Experience surreal environments and inexplicable characters as ENA in a new wild world.
The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog
WHY THIS
Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Simulation and Casual with Crossing Guard Joe.
Sonic the Hedgehog...was murdered!? Get to the bottom of the mystery in this brand-new adventure!
The Expendabros
WHY THIS
Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Action with Crossing Guard Joe.
The Expendabros have assembled and set their sights on the forces of ruthless arms dealer Conrad Stonebanks in the forests of Eastern Europe.
Iron Snout
WHY THIS
Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Action with Crossing Guard Joe.
Iron Snout is a fast, colorful and brutal fighting game in which you will be helping a piglet fight for its life against hordes of wolves.
Star Fetchers
WHY THIS
Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Action with Crossing Guard Joe.
The introduction to a wild ride with gangsters and deep state conspiracy theories
Magic Archery
WHY THIS
Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Simulation with Crossing Guard Joe.
Train a commoner to become the greatest archer in this short incremental game! Increase your stats, gather wealth from quests, buy upgrades, and infuse your arrows with magic.
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Head-to-head comparisons
More from September Games
Other recommendable Steam games by September Games, ranked by review count so the studio's hits land first.
Stilt Fella
WHY THIS
Another title from September Games, the studio behind Crossing Guard Joe. Shares Simulation with Crossing Guard Joe.
Become the fella. Walk on the stilts.
POGOPPL
WHY THIS
Another title from September Games, the studio behind Crossing Guard Joe. Shares Action and Simulation with Crossing Guard Joe.
Go solo or bring your friends as you hit the streets of Pogo City in this physics-based pogo stick platformer. Let’s bounce!
Bounty Trail
WHY THIS
Another title from September Games, the studio behind Crossing Guard Joe. Shares Casual with Crossing Guard Joe.
A short Wild West bounty hunting RPG.
Plays great on Steam Deck
Valve-Verified or Playable picks from the similar pool — ready to go on Deck out of the box.
Nummels
WHY THIS
Deck Verified — runs on Steam Deck out of the box. Shares Action with Crossing Guard Joe.
Help the Nummels get to the exit without dying horribly along the way! This is a 2d platformer where you have to prepare a path for the Nummels to get back home. Pick up and place ladders and bridges, dig and blast through the ground, and use mind control. Everyone dies without your help!
Alex Jones: NWO Wars
WHY THIS
Deck Verified — runs on Steam Deck out of the box. Shares Action with Crossing Guard Joe.
Play the OFFICIAL Alex Jones video game! A classic arcade shooter in which you play as Alex Jones and save the world from the evil globalist plot to turn everyone into bug-eating pod-dwelling libtards! Stay tuned for future bonus levels and characters...
Oozi: Earth Adventure
WHY THIS
Deck Verified — runs on Steam Deck out of the box. Shares Casual with Crossing Guard Joe.
Oozi: Earth Adventure is a classic 2D platformer with old school gameplay - no puzzles, no punishment, just 100% pure classic platforming fun! Its most prominent features are HD visuals and beautiful hand-drawn art, but despite its visual style, it’s a good fit for all kinds of gamers!
Grapple Dogs: Cosmic Canines
WHY THIS
Deck Verified — runs on Steam Deck out of the box. Shares Action with Crossing Guard Joe.
Swing, jump, and blast through dimensions in the follow-up to the critically-acclaimed 2D action-platformer Grapple Dog. Zip between action-packed worlds as Pablo and Luna team up to save the cosmos in their own unique ways.
Frequently asked about Crossing Guard Joe
- Does Crossing Guard Joe run on Steam Deck?
- Crossing Guard Joe is rated Playable on Steam Deck — it runs, but expect some manual adjustments (control remapping, text size, or graphics settings) for the best experience.
- How much does Crossing Guard Joe cost?
- Crossing Guard Joe is listed on Steam at 5.99 USD (current store price; Steam sales may reduce this temporarily).
- What games are most similar to Crossing Guard Joe?
- Based on Steam play patterns and shared genres/tags, the games most often recommended alongside Crossing Guard Joe are Enough Plumbers, Nummels, Super Anime Waifu BBQ Simulator.
- Who developed Crossing Guard Joe?
- Crossing Guard Joe was developed by September Games.
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