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Games like How to Train Your Cock

If How to Train Your Cock is your kind of game, the closest matches are Ropuka's Idle Island, Cozy Sanctuary and Honey Glade — picked from the ranked list below. Reviewers single out its absurd premise hooks players, adorable pet collection system and comedic. Each pick is ranked by what players of this game also play, shared genres and tags, and review-mined similarity — not a generic popularity list.

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About How to Train Your Cock: A chill idle game that sits in your screen while you do other tasks. Watch your cock train and grow, decorate his island, and buy him some stylish hats. Is your cock the biggest among your friends? Now it can be!

2025IndieSimulationCasual3.19 USDDeck PlayableWindowsby Little Horror Studios
How to Train Your Cock — Steam game cover
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100 achievement completion is achievable but takes dedicationAbsurd premise hooks playersAdorable pet collection systemComedicFunnyLighthearted

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Steam players who put hours into How to Train Your Cock also tend to own these titles — a signal called collaborative filtering. imho.run cross-references millions of library ownership patterns to surface games whose real audiences overlap, regardless of whether their genre tags match.

  1. Ropuka's Idle Island

    WHY THIS

    Shares collection, idle progression and casual with How to Train Your Cock.

    Top pick for How to Train Your Cock fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Indie and Simulation with How to Train Your Cock.

    A cozy idle game that sits anywhere on your desktop. Watch the frog cut grass, upgrade his tools, and decorate the island while you work or relax.

    2025IndieSimulationCasual3.99 USDDeck PlayableSteam ↗
  2. Cozy Sanctuary

    WHY THIS

    Second-strongest match for How to Train Your Cock fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Simulation and Casual with How to Train Your Cock.

    Cozy Sanctuary is a relaxing pet simulation game where you care for adorable animals living at the bottom of your screen. Grow their food, and keep them happy and fed to attract even more furry friends! They'll stay out of your way while you work or study, but don't forget to give them attention!

    2026SimulationCasual4.99 USDDeck PlayableSteam ↗
  3. Honey Glade

    WHY THIS

    Third-strongest match for How to Train Your Cock fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Indie and Simulation with How to Train Your Cock.

    Meet your new hardworking neighbors at the table! Watch the bees buzz, dance, and collect pollen from the flowers while you work or relax. Plant bright flowers, upgrade the hive and enjoy the picturesque meadow in this small world on your screen.

    2025IndieSimulationCasual3.99 USDSteam ↗
  4. Bao Bao's™ Cozy Laundromat

    WHY THIS

    Shares idle progression, achievement hunting, casual and a whimsical mood with How to Train Your Cock.

    Ranked #4 for How to Train Your Cock fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Indie and Simulation with How to Train Your Cock.

    Relax in Bao Bao’s Cozy Laundromat, an idle game where you join Bao Bao, a charming panda, in creating the coziest laundromat. Purchase colorful washing machines, add delightful decorations, and hire panda helpers. Watch your cozy laundromat bustle with life, even when you’re not around!

    2025StrategyIndieSimulation3.99 USDDeck PlayableSteam ↗
  5. Working Class Monsters

    WHY THIS

    Ranked #5 for How to Train Your Cock fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Simulation and Casual with How to Train Your Cock.

    Open packs. Collect monsters. Watch the gold pile up. A cozy incremental about a monster workforce - place goblins, undead, and abyssal horrors across tiles where the right neighbors mean bigger payouts. Grow your sleepy island into a gold printing empire and unlock hidden islands to settle on.

    2026StrategySimulationCasualSteam ↗
  6. Tiny Pasture

    WHY THIS

    Shares collection, idle progression, casual and a lighthearted mood with How to Train Your Cock.

    Ranked #6 for How to Train Your Cock fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Indie and Simulation with How to Train Your Cock.

    Meet your new little desk buddies! They’ll snooze, scratch, and scamper around while you work or study (don’t worry, they’ve been trained not to invade your workspace). If you’re good at animal management, they will occupy the bottom of your screen with different kinds and colors!

    2025IndieSimulationCasual4.07 USDSteam ↗
  7. Relaxing Fields

    WHY THIS

    Shares idle progression, achievement hunting, casual and a lighthearted mood with How to Train Your Cock.

    Ranked #7 for How to Train Your Cock fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Indie and Simulation with How to Train Your Cock.

    A short, simple and relaxing idle game where you grow crops, build homes for farmers, and earn money to decorate.

    2025IndieSimulationCasual2.99 USDSteam ↗
  8. Tulip Season

    WHY THIS

    Ranked #8 for How to Train Your Cock fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Indie and Simulation with How to Train Your Cock.

    Tulip Season is an incremental farming sim built from small, satisfying routines. Beauty has a number, and you make it go up. Time your tulips for most points, breed new colours, and help out when the neighbours come by.

    2026IndieSimulationRPGSteam ↗

Reviewers mention these as similar to How to Train Your Cock

Surfaced from review text: when other players write 'if you liked X, try Y', we catch the name and resolve it back to a Steam game.

  1. Melvor Idle

    WHY THIS

    Reviewers of How to Train Your Cock cross-mention this title as a similar play. Shares Indie and Casual with How to Train Your Cock.

    Inspired by RuneScape, Melvor Idle takes the core of what makes an adventure game so addictive and strips it down to its purest form! This is a feature-rich, idle/incremental game combining a distinctly familiar feel with a fresh gameplay experience. Maxing 20+ skills has never been more zen.

    2021IndieAdventureRPG9.99 USDDeck PlayableSteam ↗
  2. Ropuka's Idle Island

    WHY THIS

    Shares collection, idle progression and casual with How to Train Your Cock.

    Reviewers of How to Train Your Cock cross-mention this title as a similar play. Shares Indie and Simulation with How to Train Your Cock.

    A cozy idle game that sits anywhere on your desktop. Watch the frog cut grass, upgrade his tools, and decorate the island while you work or relax.

    2025IndieSimulationCasual3.99 USDDeck PlayableSteam ↗
  3. Resident Evil Requiem

    WHY THIS

    Shares resource management with How to Train Your Cock.

    Reviewers of How to Train Your Cock cross-mention this title as a similar play.

    Requiem for the dead. Nightmare for the living. Prepare to escape death in a heart-stopping experience that will chill you to your core.

    2026ActionAdventure69.99 USDDeck PlayableSteam ↗

Cheaper alternatives

Games in the same vein priced at least 40% below How to Train Your Cock at current Steam store prices.

  1. POSTAL 2

    WHY THIS

    Priced ~69% under How to Train Your Cock on Steam right now. Shares Indie with How to Train Your Cock.

    Live a week in the life of "The POSTAL Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?

    2012ActionIndieAdventure0.99 USDDeck VerifiedSteam ↗
  2. Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk

    WHY THIS

    Priced ~53% under How to Train Your Cock on Steam right now. Shares Indie with How to Train Your Cock.

    A short story about what sort of challenges everyday little things can be. Help the girl buy milk, be the first not to disappoint her.

    2020IndieAdventure1.49 USDDeck PlayableSteam ↗
  3. Blood and Bacon

    WHY THIS

    Priced ~69% under How to Train Your Cock on Steam right now. Shares Casual with How to Train Your Cock.

    This Co-op Shooter , has Day and Night levels, multiple maps, players will take on 25 enemy types and numerous bosses, like Gargantuan Monsters and Minibosses every 10 days as you explore, shoot and run for your life against the onslaught of porcine monstrosities.

    2016ActionAdventureCasual0.99 USDSteam ↗
  4. Peggle Deluxe

    WHY THIS

    Priced ~69% under How to Train Your Cock on Steam right now. Shares Casual with How to Train Your Cock.

    Take your best shot with energizing arcade fun! Aim, shoot, clear the orange pegs, then sit back and cheer as 10 whimsical teachers guide you to Peggle greatness.

    2007Casual0.99 USDDeck PlayableSteam ↗
  5. shapez

    WHY THIS

    Priced ~69% under How to Train Your Cock on Steam right now. Shares Indie and Simulation with How to Train Your Cock.

    shapez is an easy-going, minimalistic factory building game about the automation of shapes through extraction and satisfying production lines. Adapt to increasingly complex shapes and grow your factory across an infinitely expanding map. Your only limitation is your creativity!

    2020StrategyIndieSimulation0.99 USDDeck PlayableSteam ↗
  6. Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad

    WHY THIS

    Priced ~69% under How to Train Your Cock on Steam right now. Shares Indie and Simulation with How to Train Your Cock.

    "Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad?" is a fast paced shower-simulation where you shower with your 8-bit dad.It's good, clean fun!

    2015ActionIndieSimulation0.99 USDDeck VerifiedSteam ↗
  7. Insaniquarium Deluxe

    WHY THIS

    Priced ~69% under How to Train Your Cock on Steam right now. Shares Casual with How to Train Your Cock.

    The craziest aquarium game ever! Tend to your fish, keep them happy and they'll reward you with coins and jewels. Buy tank upgrades or egg parts which hatch different in-tank pets. These pets can help you feed your fish, collect coins, or even protect against the aliens that will invade your tank.

    2006Casual0.99 USDDeck PlayableSteam ↗
  8. Montaro

    WHY THIS

    Priced ~69% under How to Train Your Cock on Steam right now. Shares Indie and Casual with How to Train Your Cock.

    Montaro is a DOGE.

    2016IndieCasual0.99 USDDeck PlayableSteam ↗

Free alternatives

Free-to-play games that recommended players of this title also tend to enjoy.

  1. Helltaker

    WHY THIS

    Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Indie with How to Train Your Cock.

    Helltaker is a short game about sharply dressed demon girls.

    2020IndieAdventureFree To PlayFreeDeck PlayableSteam ↗
  2. Bongo Cat

    WHY THIS

    Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Indie and Simulation with How to Train Your Cock.

    Bongo cat needs your help. Bongo cat needz more hatz!!! Every time you press a key, Bongo cat will punch your taskbar. Type, click, play, work to collect more points. Which hats will you find?

    2025IndieSimulationMassively MultiplayerFreeDeck PlayableSteam ↗
  3. The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog

    WHY THIS

    Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Indie and Simulation with How to Train Your Cock.

    Sonic the Hedgehog...was murdered!? Get to the bottom of the mystery in this brand-new adventure!

    2023IndieSimulationFree To PlayFreeDeck PlayableSteam ↗
  4. Our Life: Beginnings & Always

    WHY THIS

    Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Indie and Casual with How to Train Your Cock.

    A twenty-dollar bill, four summers, fifteen years, and a one of a kind life. Create an experience that’s all your own in this near-fully customizable visual novel where you grow from childhood to adulthood with the lonely boy next door.

    2020IndieFree To PlayCasualFreeSteam ↗
  5. NGU IDLE

    WHY THIS

    Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Indie and Simulation with How to Train Your Cock.

    NGU Idle is a Free To Play Idle game that's full of weird humor, tons of upgrades and hundreds of hours of content! Try out NGU Idle today and experience the joy of Numbers Going Up!

    2019IndieAdventureSimulationFreeDeck PlayableSteam ↗
  6. Awaria

    WHY THIS

    Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Indie with How to Train Your Cock.

    Awaria is a short game about working in haunted maintenance tunnels.

    2024ActionIndieFree To PlayFreeDeck PlayableSteam ↗
  7. Travellin Cats in Paris

    WHY THIS

    Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Indie and Casual with How to Train Your Cock.

    Find 100 cats hidden in Paris, France in this cute hand-drawn hidden object game by Travellin Cats - the original viral hidden cat game creator!

    2023IndieFree To PlayCasualFreeDeck VerifiedSteam ↗
  8. Virtual Cottage

    WHY THIS

    Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Indie and Simulation with How to Train Your Cock.

    Virtual Cottage gives you a comfy place to rest and be productive without any distractions. Open the game, set yourself a goal and enjoy the atmosphere.

    2020IndieSimulationFree To PlayFreeDeck PlayableSteam ↗

More from Little Horror Studios

Other recommendable Steam games by Little Horror Studios, ranked by review count so the studio's hits land first.

  1. Pairs & Perils

    WHY THIS

    Shares a funny mood with How to Train Your Cock.

    Another title from Little Horror Studios, the studio behind How to Train Your Cock. Shares Indie and Casual with How to Train Your Cock.

    Pairs & Perils is a memory-game roguelike and dungeon crawler. Match cards to attack enemies, avoid traps, shop for relics and consumables. Sharpen your mind as you journey through the depths of the dungeon in search of The Dealer.

    2025StrategyIndieRPG5.99 USDDeck VerifiedSteam ↗
  2. Kitty Survivors: Rogues of Catmere

    WHY THIS

    Shares a funny mood with How to Train Your Cock.

    Another title from Little Horror Studios, the studio behind How to Train Your Cock. Shares Indie and Casual with How to Train Your Cock.

    Kitty Survivors is a funny action rogue-lite game where you slay hordes of creatures, create overpowered builds, use elemental skills and craft stupid weapons. Join a growing guild of misfits with a thirst for milk, hired to protect the Kingdom of Catmere!

    2023ActionIndieRPG1.34 USDSteam ↗
  3. How to Grow Your Sausage

    WHY THIS

    Another title from Little Horror Studios, the studio behind How to Train Your Cock. Shares Indie and Simulation with How to Train Your Cock.

    Every [key]stroke makes your sausage bigger. Let it sit in the corner of your screen and watch it grow while you use your computer. Feed it different meats, upgrade your butcher, and see the magic happen. Have you ever dreamed of growing your sausage? Now it’s finally possible!

    IndieSimulationCasualSteam ↗

Frequently asked about How to Train Your Cock

Does How to Train Your Cock run on Steam Deck?
How to Train Your Cock is rated Playable on Steam Deck — it runs, but expect some manual adjustments (control remapping, text size, or graphics settings) for the best experience.
How much does How to Train Your Cock cost?
How to Train Your Cock is listed on Steam at 3.19 USD (current store price; Steam sales may reduce this temporarily).
Does How to Train Your Cock have multiplayer or co-op?
Yes — How to Train Your Cock supports multi-player play according to its Steam store listing (Multi-player, Online Co-op, Co-op).
What games are most similar to How to Train Your Cock?
Based on Steam play patterns and shared genres/tags, the games most often recommended alongside How to Train Your Cock are Ropuka's Idle Island, Cozy Sanctuary, Honey Glade.
Who developed How to Train Your Cock?
How to Train Your Cock was developed by Little Horror Studios.

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