Games like Behold the Kickmen
If Behold the Kickmen is your kind of game, the closest matches are KNEE SLIDE, Dash Cup Kickers and Super Strike Champions — picked from the ranked list below. Reviewers single out its money driven progression matters, challenging and comedic. Each pick is ranked by what players of this game also play, shared genres and tags, and review-mined similarity — not a generic popularity list.
Get personalized picks →About Behold the Kickmen: BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.

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KNEE SLIDE
WHY THIS
Top pick for Behold the Kickmen fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Action and Sports with Behold the Kickmen.
A short time attack game where you race across rainbow courses in outer space by knee sliding. Master drifting and turbo while avoiding falling off the course to achieve the fastest time possible. The game features 5 stages designed for quick play sessions and repeated attempts.
Dash Cup Kickers
WHY THIS
Shares a funny mood with Behold the Kickmen.
Second-strongest match for Behold the Kickmen fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Action and Sports with Behold the Kickmen.
Super fast paced arcade action soccer with incredible power dashes, sweet mega tricks and unbelieveable powerful super shots! Master all tricks, skill up your team, develop the best technique and earn gold in all cups! Play online or locally with up to 4 players in varying stadiums
Super Strike Champions
WHY THIS
Third-strongest match for Behold the Kickmen fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Action and Sports with Behold the Kickmen.
Super Strike Champions is a third-person online multiplayer soccer game where each player controls a single character. Experience fast-paced matches with special abilities, super shots, and competitive arena-style gameplay inspired by anime and arcade sports.
Desktop Soccer
WHY THIS
Ranked #4 for Behold the Kickmen fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Action and Sports with Behold the Kickmen.
The desk is your field! Lace up your shoes for a simple yet challenging soccer game! 4 people for a soccer free-for-all! Make your own original team by adjusting formations and positions!
Ballsy! World Cup 2020
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Ranked #5 for Behold the Kickmen fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Action and Sports with Behold the Kickmen.
The fluent retro ballgame experience you didn't even know you were yearning for
Furious Goal
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Ranked #6 for Behold the Kickmen fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Sports and Indie with Behold the Kickmen.
Welcome to the soccer game "Furious Goal".
Aiball
WHY THIS
Shares a comedic mood with Behold the Kickmen.
Ranked #7 for Behold the Kickmen fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Action and Sports with Behold the Kickmen.
Please welcome Aiball. Actually, a lot of them. They're from a parallel universe. They are like us. They like to play football, run obstacle courses, compete in wrestling, or even make a mortal battle with the help of different weapons.
Supraball
WHY THIS
Shares a challenging mood with Behold the Kickmen.
Ranked #8 for Behold the Kickmen fans by collaborative filtering across millions of Steam libraries. Shares Action and Sports with Behold the Kickmen.
Play football in first person view and develop your own tactics and tricks. Play with up to 9 of your friends or join alone. No Pay2Win!
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Rocket League®
WHY THIS
Shares a funny mood with Behold the Kickmen.
Reviewers of Behold the Kickmen cross-mention this title as a similar play. Shares Action and Sports with Behold the Kickmen.
Rocket League is a high-powered hybrid of arcade-style soccer and vehicular mayhem with easy-to-understand controls and fluid, physics-driven competition. Rocket League includes casual and competitive Online Matches, a fully-featured offline Season Mode, special “Mutators” that let you change the rules entirely, hockey and...
eFootball PES 2021 SEASON UPDATE
WHY THIS
Reviewers of Behold the Kickmen cross-mention this title as a similar play. Shares Sports with Behold the Kickmen.
Celebrate 25 years of PES with the eFootball PES 2021 Season Update* - available at a special anniversary price!
FIFA 22
WHY THIS
Reviewers of Behold the Kickmen cross-mention this title as a similar play. Shares Sports with Behold the Kickmen.
Powered by Football™, EA SPORTS™ FIFA 22 brings the game even closer to the real thing with fundamental gameplay advances and a new season of innovation across every mode.
Cheaper alternatives
Games in the same vein priced at least 40% below Behold the Kickmen at current Steam store prices.
POSTAL 2
WHY THIS
Priced ~75% under Behold the Kickmen on Steam right now. Shares Action and Indie with Behold the Kickmen.
Live a week in the life of "The POSTAL Dude"; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman's autograph, what could possibly go wrong?
The Test
WHY THIS
Priced ~50% under Behold the Kickmen on Steam right now. Shares Indie with Behold the Kickmen.
You will answer a series of questions that will reveal truths from deep within. These questions may make you uncomfortable, but with great knowledge comes great sacrifice. Can you make it all the way through The Test, and if you do, are you sure you want the answers you seek?
Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk
WHY THIS
Priced ~63% under Behold the Kickmen on Steam right now. Shares Indie with Behold the Kickmen.
A short story about what sort of challenges everyday little things can be. Help the girl buy milk, be the first not to disappoint her.
Blood and Bacon
WHY THIS
Priced ~75% under Behold the Kickmen on Steam right now. Shares Action and Casual with Behold the Kickmen.
This Co-op Shooter , has Day and Night levels, multiple maps, players will take on 25 enemy types and numerous bosses, like Gargantuan Monsters and Minibosses every 10 days as you explore, shoot and run for your life against the onslaught of porcine monstrosities.
Placid Plastic Duck Simulator
WHY THIS
Priced ~50% under Behold the Kickmen on Steam right now. Shares Casual with Behold the Kickmen.
The ultimate high-tech rubber duck simulation, Placid Plastic Duck brings you dangerous levels of relaxation. With chill music, dreamy 3D graphics, and many different happy ducks, your only priority is to float around. Zero Ducks given.
Peggle Deluxe
WHY THIS
Priced ~75% under Behold the Kickmen on Steam right now. Shares Casual with Behold the Kickmen.
Take your best shot with energizing arcade fun! Aim, shoot, clear the orange pegs, then sit back and cheer as 10 whimsical teachers guide you to Peggle greatness.
shapez
WHY THIS
Priced ~75% under Behold the Kickmen on Steam right now. Shares Indie and Casual with Behold the Kickmen.
shapez is an easy-going, minimalistic factory building game about the automation of shapes through extraction and satisfying production lines. Adapt to increasingly complex shapes and grow your factory across an infinitely expanding map. Your only limitation is your creativity!
The Test: Hypothesis Rising
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Priced ~50% under Behold the Kickmen on Steam right now. Shares Indie with Behold the Kickmen.
The second chapter in The Test trilogy. Answer a series of in-depth questions to reveal hidden truths about yourself and unlock secrets to discover how your life can change drastically with just a few, slight modifications. ...But are you sure you want the answers you seek?
Free alternatives
Free-to-play games that recommended players of this title also tend to enjoy.
Brief Karate Foolish
WHY THIS
Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Action and Indie with Behold the Kickmen.
Here comes a new epic of live action fighting game!! With 60fps smooth action, sexy and deadly guys fly into air and bounces their flab!
TrackMania Nations Forever
WHY THIS
Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it.
A free game in the truest sense of the word, TrackMania Nations Forever lets you drive at mind-blowing speeds on fun and spectacular tracks in solo and multiplayer modes.TrackMania Nations Forever offers a new "Forever" version of the Stadium environment, a solid solo mode and 65 brand new, progressively challenging tracks.
Dark Roll: Free Kick Challenge
WHY THIS
Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Sports and Indie with Behold the Kickmen.
A ball rolling game, where you take football free kicks. Single player challenges, Steam Leaderboards and ranked multiplayer. Free to play.
Mash Box
WHY THIS
Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Action and Sports with Behold the Kickmen.
Mash Box is a prototype sandbox game from an indie team, offering endless creative possibilities. Be part of its evolution with regular updates and help shape the tech foundation for future games. Dive in and influence the development of something special!
The Spike Cross
WHY THIS
Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Action and Sports with Behold the Kickmen.
"The thrill of spiking in volleyball. Why don't you try it out?" Developed by an indie developer who loves volleyball! The sports game made after numerous trial and error to contain the appeal of volleyball!
Circle of Sumo: Online Rumble!
WHY THIS
Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Sports and Indie with Behold the Kickmen.
Use your belly to your advantage! Challenge players all over the world and climb the leaderboards. Fight into the arena: charge, hit, dodge and defeat the opponents. Let's have some good old fun!
Just Ski+
WHY THIS
Free-to-play pick from the same recommendation pool — no purchase to try it. Shares Action and Sports with Behold the Kickmen.
A difficult, minimalist, one-more-try, physics game. Slide your mouse up and down to control your skier's posture and initiate jumps. Stick the landings. Get to the cabin.
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More from Size Five Games
Other recommendable Steam games by Size Five Games, ranked by review count so the studio's hits land first.
Lair of the Clockwork God
WHY THIS
Shares a funny mood with Behold the Kickmen.
Another title from Size Five Games, the studio behind Behold the Kickmen. Shares Action and Indie with Behold the Kickmen.
A fast-paced Point-and-Click adventure AND an indie platfomer in one! Join adventurer Ben and wannabe indie darling Dan in a race against time to stop all the Apocalypses happening at the same time.
The Swindle
WHY THIS
Shares a challenging mood with Behold the Kickmen.
Another title from Size Five Games, the studio behind Behold the Kickmen. Shares Action and Indie with Behold the Kickmen.
The Swindle is a steampunk cybercrime caper about breaking into buildings, hacking their systems, stealing all their cash, and quickly running away again before the police show up.
Time Gentlemen, Please! and Ben There, Dan That! Special Edition Double Pack
WHY THIS
Shares a comedic mood with Behold the Kickmen.
Another title from Size Five Games, the studio behind Behold the Kickmen. Shares Indie with Behold the Kickmen.
Ben There, Dan That! and Time Gentlemen, Please! are a couple of rip-roaring point-and-click adventure games . With tongue firmly in cheek, sit back, relax, and put your mind to work solving puzzles, and reading some very funny dialogue. It's like a book, only good!
Time Gentlemen, Please! and Ben There, Dan That! Special Edition Double Pack
WHY THIS
Shares a comedic mood with Behold the Kickmen.
Another title from Size Five Games, the studio behind Behold the Kickmen. Shares Indie with Behold the Kickmen.
Ben There, Dan That! and Time Gentlemen, Please! are a couple of rip-roaring point-and-click adventure games . With tongue firmly in cheek, sit back, relax, and put your mind to work solving puzzles, and reading some very funny dialogue. It's like a book, only good!
Earth Must Die
WHY THIS
Shares a comedic mood with Behold the Kickmen.
Another title from Size Five Games, the studio behind Behold the Kickmen.
These moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from my dear, sweet, extremely dead father? This is complete bullsh*t, and I'm going to make them dead.
Devil's Kiss
WHY THIS
Another title from Size Five Games, the studio behind Behold the Kickmen. Shares Indie and Casual with Behold the Kickmen.
Find out how it all started in this enticing Visual Novel prequel for "Lair of the Clockwork God". Join heroes Dan and Ben as they navigate a rough first school day stuffed with flirting, demons, a vast conspiracy and all manner of compromising personal information.
Frequently asked about Behold the Kickmen
- Does Behold the Kickmen run on Steam Deck?
- Behold the Kickmen is rated Playable on Steam Deck — it runs, but expect some manual adjustments (control remapping, text size, or graphics settings) for the best experience.
- How much does Behold the Kickmen cost?
- Behold the Kickmen is listed on Steam at 3.99 USD (current store price; Steam sales may reduce this temporarily).
- What games are most similar to Behold the Kickmen?
- Based on Steam play patterns and shared genres/tags, the games most often recommended alongside Behold the Kickmen are KNEE SLIDE, Dash Cup Kickers, Super Strike Champions.
- Who developed Behold the Kickmen?
- Behold the Kickmen was developed by Size Five Games.
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