Rank 01Why this
Same comedic mood as Behold the Kickmen.
- $9.99 (Price checked Oct 31)
- 2014
Games like Behold the Kickmen
- 24 games
- Updated May 4, 2026
Players who liked Behold the Kickmen also play
The closest matches to Behold the Kickmen: FootLOL: Epic Soccer League, Bang Average Football – Play, Manage, Create, LocoSoccer Classic, New Star™ Soccer 5, and When Ski Lifts Go Wrong. Ranked by imho.run from Steam co-play data, shared tags and reviews.
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Rank 02- $8.03 (Price checked Nov 3)
- Deck Verified
- 2024
Rank 03- $0.99 (Price checked Oct 31)
- 2015
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New Star™ Soccer 5
Why this: Same challenging mood as Behold the Kickmen.
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Rocket League®
Why this: Same funny mood as Behold the Kickmen.
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The Ramp
Why this: Same whimsical mood as Behold the Kickmen.
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- Released: 2017
- Developer: Size Five Games
- Price: $3.99checked Oct 31
- Steam Deck: Deck Playable
- 89% of 331 reviews
- Genres: Action, Sports, Indie, Casual
- Metacritic 58
- Platforms: Windows, macOS
Players highlight
- Combo based cash generation is addictive
- Money driven progression matters
- Parody of football rules is refreshing
- Challenging
- Comedic
- Funny
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Why this: Same funny mood as Behold the Kickmen.
Plays great on Steam Deck
Valve-Verified or Playable picks from the similar pool — ready to go on Deck out of the box.
Bang Average Football – Play, Manage, Create
Why this: Same comedic mood as Behold the Kickmen.
Rocket League®
Why this: Same funny mood as Behold the Kickmen.
The Ramp
Why this: Same whimsical mood as Behold the Kickmen.
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Other recommendable Steam games by Size Five Games, ranked by review count so the studio's hits land first.
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Why this: Same funny mood as Behold the Kickmen.
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Why this: Same challenging mood as Behold the Kickmen.
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About Behold the Kickmen
The closest matches to Behold the Kickmen: FootLOL: Epic Soccer League, Bang Average Football – Play, Manage, Create, LocoSoccer Classic, New Star™ Soccer 5, and When Ski Lifts Go Wrong. Ranked by imho.run from Steam co-play data, shared tags and reviews.
If Behold the Kickmen is your kind of game, the closest matches are FootLOL: Epic Soccer League, Bang Average Football – Play, Manage, Create and LocoSoccer Classic — picked from the ranked list below. Reviewers describe it as challenging, comedic and funny, and single out its combo based cash generation and frenzy meter. Each pick is ranked by what players of this game also play, shared genres and tags, and review-mined similarity — not a generic popularity list.
About Behold the Kickmen: BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.
Is Behold the Kickmen worth buying?
Players recommend it
A summary of what players say, not a promise you'll like it. Every signal is listed below.
- 88% of 331 Steam reviews are positive.
- We don't track this game's daily reviews yet, so this is the all-time picture.
- Price: $3.99 (checked Nov 7).
- People who recommend it had played a median of 4 h when they wrote their review.
- Steam Deck Playable: works, with some rough edges.
What fans praise · Themes mined from positive reviews
- Combo based cash generation is addictive
- Money driven progression matters
- Parody of football rules is refreshing
- Soap opera storytelling is witty
Top critical reviews
The most up-voted negative English reviews in our sample, quoted as written.
“Seemed fun at the beginning but got very frustrating quickly. After the initial division, you face some teams that are simply unbeatable. I had a match where tackle worked just 15-20% of times because the other players were so much better…”
“very accurate simulation of professional football in that your input is meaningless but it's not actually that fun to play as a result”
People who play it also play: FootLOL: Epic Soccer League, Bang Average Football – Play, Manage, Create, LocoSoccer Classic
Frequently asked about Behold the Kickmen
Can I run it?
Does Behold the Kickmen run on Steam Deck?
Behold the Kickmen is rated Playable on Steam Deck — it runs, but expect some manual adjustments (control remapping, text size, or graphics settings) for the best experience.
How much does Behold the Kickmen cost?
Behold the Kickmen is listed on Steam at 3.99 USD (current store price; Steam sales may reduce this temporarily).
What games are most similar to Behold the Kickmen?
Based on Steam play patterns and shared genres/tags, the games most often recommended alongside Behold the Kickmen are FootLOL: Epic Soccer League, Bang Average Football – Play, Manage, Create, LocoSoccer Classic.
Who developed Behold the Kickmen?
Behold the Kickmen was developed by Size Five Games.